Wierdness Abounds

There have been some extremely wierd things going on with me lately. I mean, I haven't really thought much about it because I'm used to wierdness (I am, after all, a radio DJ) but lately it's been happening in higher-than-usual volume.

First, I'll tell you about the dreams I've been having.

I don't know what it is about the Summit City but I've been having some hella wierd dreams in the three months that I've been here. A few weeks back, I dreamed that I was one of the people in the Disney movie "Mary Poppins" and that we were flying around London on her talking umbrella. According to the umbrella, I need to lose weight.

I also had a dream a few days ago that some guy dressed as Satan was trying to have his way with me. I woke up saying, "get the hell off me you freak!." Checked the shorts, they were still on. Whew.

Those are just examples. I could tell you about the one where I was a chimp on display at the Jackson (Mississippi) Zoo, or the one about where I was sitting at my desk at the station completely naked.

Now let's talk about what happened at the club last night.

I was hanging out at the bar and started talking to this woman who said she was a listener. So I bought her a drink (well, put it on the bar tab) and talked to her somemore. She slips me her number tells me to call her... for phone sex. I laughed uncontrolably because I thought she was joking. I said "well, I normally don't have phone sex on the first date." She said "you think I'm joking, but I'm serious; I want to have phone sex with you." Yes, I was freaked out. I threw her number in the trash (in plain view of her), wished her a good evening and quickly rejoined the crew from the station.

So that's the wierdness I have experienced over the last couple of weeks. Maybe I'm drinking too much Coca Cola or Culligan water at work. Maybe it's something in the air around my apartment (I've been sleeping with my window open lately). Maybe I'm just finally going insane. LOL

--Jonathan