To the guy/gal bombing my AIM SN
Dear asshat:
I don't know who you are or why you've chosen my AIM screen name to use your little hacks and exploits on but I gotta tell you, you're pretty freakin' lame. Just imagine... you're talking to some people, having a few conversations (possibly even one with your girlfriend!) and then your AIM shuts down because someone sends an exploit to mess up one of the DLL files that AIM needs to function. Oh yeah, you're really freakin' awesome!
The truth is, you're just some pathetic soul who's probably living in your mom's basement and you do this to get a thrill. I would say that it's better than sex for you but you probably wouldn't know since you're probably a virgin... at the age of 28.
But never fear, I'm fixing you. While I don't know who you are or why you've chosen me to be the subject of your jollies, there are things I can do to prevent this from happening again and rest assured that they are already done. Also keep in mind that I know a thing or two about the Internet myself and I'm sure I could trace your IP address if I really wanted to. Remember, there's no such thing as privacy online no matter what the boys in DC might tell you.
Of course, you may very well work for my competition, in which case you wouldn't be that tough to find.
Bottom line, you'll no longer be able to get your jollies off me. Have fun with the basement.
Asshat.
--Jonathan
I don't know who you are or why you've chosen my AIM screen name to use your little hacks and exploits on but I gotta tell you, you're pretty freakin' lame. Just imagine... you're talking to some people, having a few conversations (possibly even one with your girlfriend!) and then your AIM shuts down because someone sends an exploit to mess up one of the DLL files that AIM needs to function. Oh yeah, you're really freakin' awesome!
The truth is, you're just some pathetic soul who's probably living in your mom's basement and you do this to get a thrill. I would say that it's better than sex for you but you probably wouldn't know since you're probably a virgin... at the age of 28.
But never fear, I'm fixing you. While I don't know who you are or why you've chosen me to be the subject of your jollies, there are things I can do to prevent this from happening again and rest assured that they are already done. Also keep in mind that I know a thing or two about the Internet myself and I'm sure I could trace your IP address if I really wanted to. Remember, there's no such thing as privacy online no matter what the boys in DC might tell you.
Of course, you may very well work for my competition, in which case you wouldn't be that tough to find.
Bottom line, you'll no longer be able to get your jollies off me. Have fun with the basement.
Asshat.
--Jonathan
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11:55 PM
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