What a difference a weekend makes
Again, I really think my weekend funk awakened something that's been in hibernation within me for a while. I did it again today! I talked to a young lady at the gym (one of the girls who works there); she was really nice and actually kindda seemed interested in me. Am I like Austin Powers in that I thought I had lost my mojo and have now found that I had it all along? Am I now using this re-found mojo to work my mad pimp game? Ok, maybe that's a stretch but atleast I'm actually talking to women now! Anywho, she's really pretty... kindda quiet but I think that was mainly because she found out who I was (she seemed like a fan LOL). So we'll see. Next time I see her I may ask her out to dinner or something. She only has one fault: She also listens to The Bear! *gasp* If she's going to listen to anything besides my station, I'd rather her at least listen to a good station like X102 (shameless plug). Hey, it's all good; we're owned by the same company.
As I've said before, I'm a people watcher. Not only does this apply to when I'm at the mall, or some other public place, but also online. I was lurking in a few chat rooms on AOHell and I was watching the guys (and even a few girls) who would come into the room and say something similar to the following: "24/m/[insert 'po dunk state here] looking for a girl to cyber (or phone, or whatever) with. IM to chat." How pathetic is that?? I can't lie and say that I've never typed such idiocy but I was young and unlearned in the ways of women. OK, OK, I'm still unlearned for the most part!
My point is, why in Hell would anyone go lookin' for nookie on the freakin' Internet?! It boggles me. First of all, the most they're probably going to get is cybersex. How do they know that you're not typing with one hand to some 40 year old DUDE who lives in his mother's basement? Second, all it does is make them look like a loser. If they really are the great lover that they claim to be in an IM, why the Hell aren't they out at a bar, club or other gathering place, hookin' up with REAL women? Even if they get the cyber nookie they're still only talking (typing) to a computer screen with one hand while they go fap-fap-fap with the other hand. Then all they're left with is a stick mess on their hands that they have to clean off. In my humble opinion, they'd be better off just getting Playboy mag and going to town on their member. It's cheaper and atleast they know the person they're looking at is a real woman and now some guy living in his mom's basement.
So next time you're tempted to have cybersex, consider that that lovely vixen (or stud, as the case may be) that you're about to cyber screw could be some fat, balding guy with back hair sticking out from all over his tank top. Oh yeah, I bet you'd love to have that, huh?
On a side note, I'm sure you've noticed that I'm very opinionated. So along with musings and happenings about my life, you're also going to find commentary. This will be like a soundboard for me to express my opinions.
A warning: If you're a liberal, you may be offended at times because I'm a conservative, southern raised gentleman. Tomorrow's post is more than likely going to deal with my displeasure at John Kerry. So be warned!
Oh that note... off to bed I go!
--Jonathan
As I've said before, I'm a people watcher. Not only does this apply to when I'm at the mall, or some other public place, but also online. I was lurking in a few chat rooms on AOHell and I was watching the guys (and even a few girls) who would come into the room and say something similar to the following: "24/m/[insert 'po dunk state here] looking for a girl to cyber (or phone, or whatever) with. IM to chat." How pathetic is that?? I can't lie and say that I've never typed such idiocy but I was young and unlearned in the ways of women. OK, OK, I'm still unlearned for the most part!
My point is, why in Hell would anyone go lookin' for nookie on the freakin' Internet?! It boggles me. First of all, the most they're probably going to get is cybersex. How do they know that you're not typing with one hand to some 40 year old DUDE who lives in his mother's basement? Second, all it does is make them look like a loser. If they really are the great lover that they claim to be in an IM, why the Hell aren't they out at a bar, club or other gathering place, hookin' up with REAL women? Even if they get the cyber nookie they're still only talking (typing) to a computer screen with one hand while they go fap-fap-fap with the other hand. Then all they're left with is a stick mess on their hands that they have to clean off. In my humble opinion, they'd be better off just getting Playboy mag and going to town on their member. It's cheaper and atleast they know the person they're looking at is a real woman and now some guy living in his mom's basement.
So next time you're tempted to have cybersex, consider that that lovely vixen (or stud, as the case may be) that you're about to cyber screw could be some fat, balding guy with back hair sticking out from all over his tank top. Oh yeah, I bet you'd love to have that, huh?
On a side note, I'm sure you've noticed that I'm very opinionated. So along with musings and happenings about my life, you're also going to find commentary. This will be like a soundboard for me to express my opinions.
A warning: If you're a liberal, you may be offended at times because I'm a conservative, southern raised gentleman. Tomorrow's post is more than likely going to deal with my displeasure at John Kerry. So be warned!
Oh that note... off to bed I go!
--Jonathan
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