Ode to Mac and Cheese
Mandie suggested that I call this post "Ode to Mac and Cheese." Mandie, be careful what you wish for because you should know by now that I'm going to go all out!
(music in) Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes. (back up dude: Real American Heroes!) Today we salute you, Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese! (back up: Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese!) Kraft says that their mac and cheese-powder-stuff is the cheesiest. Well, you and I both know that only REAL cheese can be considered cheesie (don't give me no powder!) Made in a caserole dish with pasta, a raw egg, a metric ton of sheredded cheese and a lot of love; you provide tasty sustanance to all who partake in your baked goodness. (20 minutes at 350!) You are considered a side dish to the likes of baked ham, roast beef, or pork chops; but we all know that you're really the star of the dinner table (move over mashed potatoes!). So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh yellow gooey goodness; because you are so delicious, you'll be long gone before the roast beef is made into a sandwich. (Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese!) Bud Light beer: Anheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. (music out)
The preceeding is merely a means of entertaining Mandie, not to mention giving one of my favorite beers a free plug. Yeah, I'm poor.
Hahahahahaha!!!!111111
--Jonathan
(music in) Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes. (back up dude: Real American Heroes!) Today we salute you, Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese! (back up: Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese!) Kraft says that their mac and cheese-powder-stuff is the cheesiest. Well, you and I both know that only REAL cheese can be considered cheesie (don't give me no powder!) Made in a caserole dish with pasta, a raw egg, a metric ton of sheredded cheese and a lot of love; you provide tasty sustanance to all who partake in your baked goodness. (20 minutes at 350!) You are considered a side dish to the likes of baked ham, roast beef, or pork chops; but we all know that you're really the star of the dinner table (move over mashed potatoes!). So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh yellow gooey goodness; because you are so delicious, you'll be long gone before the roast beef is made into a sandwich. (Ms. Homemade Mac and Cheese!) Bud Light beer: Anheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. (music out)
The preceeding is merely a means of entertaining Mandie, not to mention giving one of my favorite beers a free plug. Yeah, I'm poor.
Hahahahahaha!!!!111111
--Jonathan
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