Randy Moss (covered head)

Did you see the Vikings-Packers game this past weekend? I didn't either. But I'm sure you've heard about Randy's "mooning" of the Green Bay fans after a touchdown. Yes, I think he deserves that proposed $5,000 fine for doing something so disgusting and unsportsman like (ironic words spoken by the Fox sports announcers, considering the reality shows on that channel these days) but I really think the funny thing about the game happened in a post-game interview.

Did you see that bush growing on Randy's head? Holy shit, he looks like he hasn't cut his hair in years. I bet he has to duck to go through doors because of that 'fro on his head. No wonder his helment is so big.

Of course, that hair could really be his inflated ego.

--Jonathan